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'I couldn't afford to learn it.' said the Mock Turtle with a sigh. 'I only took the regular course.'

'What was that?' inquired Alice.

'Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with,' the Mock Turtle replied; 'and then the different branches of Arithmetic — Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.'

Alice in Wonderland, The Mock Turtle's Story, 

Lewis Carroll

Tambaleamiento y Retorcimiento, por supuesto. Y las cuatro ramas de la Aritmética: Ambición, Distracción, Feificación y Escarnio...